On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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