Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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