This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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