I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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