I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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