You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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