it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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