Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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