Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
