and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
then he tried to convert me to islam
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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