I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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