I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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