Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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