The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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