when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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