question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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