sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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