Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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