What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
