We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
try to milk me bitch
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