I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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