sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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