I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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