: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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