Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
