wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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