The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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