hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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