nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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