My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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