the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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