wakey wakey hands off snakey
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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