you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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