We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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