So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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