yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
