I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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