oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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