Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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