I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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