His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
