their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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