I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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