if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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