phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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