if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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