did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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