Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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