she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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