Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
