I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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